

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

In the second of our explosive exposes on the private lives of London Saints' cricketers, master spinner Paul Pearce admits he'd like to escape the shame of a ham and coleslaw rant and live on a desert island with Ray Mears
Read the first profile: Gary "Speedtwin" Jones
PROFILE NO 2: PAUL PEARCE
Name: Paul Pearce
Nickname : Mildred / Shane / Tiger
Date of Birth : 29/11/1970
Place of Birth : Enfield
LSSC debut: 08/06/92 v Langtons, Langton CC (A)
Squad No : 99
Best Batting : 33 v Ex Blues, Ex Blues CC - 01/09/06
Best Bowling : 5 - 20 v Feathers XI, Church St, Enfield (H), 31/05/03
Football Team(s) Supported: Spurs
Cricket Team(s) Supported LSSC of course
Who is your favourite cricketer / sports star Steve Redgrave
Favourite Food Spag Bol
Favourite Drink Cuppatea
Favourite Film / TV etc Star Wars
Favourite Band / Singer New Order
Best Country Visited Italy
Best Sporting Moment The whole Ashes summer
Best Individual LSSC Sporting Moment Getting a 5-for against Derby
Your most embarrassing moment – cricket and non cricket Ham & Coleslaw tantrum at University
Worst Sporting Moment Spurs losing to Arsenal at least twice a season every season
Worst LSSC Sporting Moment Run out for a diamond duck last season and then winning Freddie’s Champagne Moment trophy
Best Champagne Moment Witnessed Steve Keenan bowled by the slowest delivery in history, then doing a double tea-pot and ambling back to the pavilion shaking his head
Best Cricket Tea Eaten Any with scones/jam/cream
Worst ever London Saints 4 * 400M Relay Squad Statto/Speedy/Me/Freddie
Who, in our opponents, is your nemesis All Derby’s ringers and George Roper
Most Memorable Cricket Ball witnessed See Steve Keenan dismissal
(Apart from Family) - Person you would most like to be marooned on an island with - Ray Mears
Person you would least like to be marooned on an island with - Gordon Brown
If you were an animal what would be - Tiger or a hamster take your pick
If you weren’t a famous LSSC Cricketer what would you be - a golfer with the yips
Who would play you as lead role in the story of your life - Richard Whiteley
What keeps you relaxed- Not listening to / watching Spurs ; walking my killer gundog (Lulu – a male shihtzu)
A little known fact about yourself - I lived in New York for 2 years and through that learnt that baseball is a fantastic game… I also ate approx 3
tonnes of takeaway food whilst there (a shock that)